): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
How drunk are you?
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