he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize