so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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