i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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