fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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