Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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