dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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