Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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