Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Drake has all the answers
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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