Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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