so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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