shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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