i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I understand Curling. That high.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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