The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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