he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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