After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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