One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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