Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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