I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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