He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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