Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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