i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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