Buhtt sex?
babies were throwing up all over the place
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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