After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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