No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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