What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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