sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Pants are for mortals
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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