the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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