All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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