wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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