im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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