Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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