And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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