He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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