worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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