Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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