Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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