I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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