We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
