Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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