ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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