Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize