i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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