i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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