he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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