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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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