Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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