it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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