i may or may not be watching the land before time
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
pray to the hookup gods
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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