I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"