I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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