have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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