My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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