I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
