Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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